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yesings:

what if i died in like twenty years and all i left my girlfriend was a box and like she gasps and reaches down to her chest where her key necklace hangs that i gave her twenty two years ago, and she uses it to unlock the box and all that is in there is a string which you can pull to reveal an embarrassing photo of spongebob at the christmas party

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psychofactz:

More Facts on Psychofacts :)
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tastefullyoffensive:

Yer a hazard, Harry! [ferribitch]
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a-storm-for-every-spring:

actionables:

dylan-oscream-my-name:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity
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Go ahead and just try to pick a favorite answer

I’m going to spread my STDs everywhere, using this condom

wrap it before you tap it, don’t be a fool, cover your tool

tEEN PREGNANCIES AND OTHER HARMFUL DISEASES

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sweet-bitsy:

averageboo:

if youre feelin baby blue lonely today hey look at this picture of a tiny snail kissing mothership snail  image

CHEESY CRUST

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deans-doughnuts:

battyponymonfan:

piesb4guys:

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nowyoukno:

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You can also fit in chicken nuggets when you do this

this is valuable information

I follow these guys as I’ve learned so much from food recipes, to how to properly pack a suitcase and much more!

SUPERNATURAL HAS A GIF FOR EVERYTHING WE WINNN

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jayjay022:

etteluor:

listoflifehacks:

If you like this list of life hacks, follow ListOfLifeHacks for more like it!

I couldn’t have clicked the motherfucking follow button faster after I saw the pinata cookies with mini m&m’s inside holy shit let me tell you

Yessss

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